californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

1:50 am  •  30 September 2014  •  111,815 notes
  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo
  • 11:04 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  71,078 notes

    repress:

    Do you ever want to talk to someone but

    1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
    2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
    3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

    9:25 am  •  29 September 2014  •  539,519 notes

    mazeltoph:

    how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

    1:10 am  •  29 September 2014  •  98,797 notes