foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

8:01 pm  •  28 August 2014  •  93,368 notes

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

1:20 am  •  28 August 2014  •  73,233 notes

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

1:15 am  •  28 August 2014  •  215,726 notes