I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
You’re not like the others. I’ve seen a few; I know. When I talk, you look at me. When I said something about the moon, you looked at the moon, last night. The others would never do that. The others would walk off and leave me talking. Or threaten me. No one has time anymore for anyone else. You’re one of the few who put up with me.
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via whyallcaps)