i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
I need a MAN. Someone who will enjoy their 20’s with adventures instead of getting bogged down with stress.
Call me stupid. Call me selfish. But I can wait.
I miss physical comfort. Not talking about sex, but a simple strong hug that reminds me that it’s okay to be human and feeling weak comes with the territory.