cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

4:02 am  •  15 August 2014  •  110,358 notes

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

2:29 am  •  15 August 2014  •  750,706 notes

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

1:39 am  •  15 August 2014  •  98,889 notes

I need a MAN. Someone who will enjoy their 20’s with adventures instead of getting bogged down with stress.


Call me stupid. Call me selfish. But I can wait.

1:33 am  •  15 August 2014  •  1 note

I miss physical comfort. Not talking about sex, but a simple strong hug that reminds me that it’s okay to be human and feeling weak comes with the territory.

10:10 pm  •  14 August 2014